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		<title>Trial by combat between a dog and his master&#039;s murderer</title>
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The picture represents the famous trial by combat between the dog "Dragon" and the Chevalier Richard Macaire, the murderer of its master, Aubri de Mondidier, which occurred in the year 1371. The assassination took place in the Forest of Bondy, and the dog not only showed the spot in the forest where the body of his master was buried, but singled out the murderer. The King granted a judicial combat between the dog and the suspected man, in which the dog came off completely victorious.
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		<title>Shaving mill (18th century invention)</title>
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This is a remarkable 18th century invention called a shaving mill. Up to 60 men can get a clean shave in just one minute! It may seem impractical at first, but imagine if you had a garrison of soldiers?
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		<title>Doctors and teachers</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://history.inrebus.com/images/medicine.jpg" width="250" height="263" border="0" alt="" /><br />Athenaeus, in <i>Wise Men at Dinner</i> says: If there were no doctors, there would be nothing more stupid than teachers. ]]></description>
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		<title>Demotivational quote from Epictetus</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[You ought to possess your whole body as a poor mule loaded, as long as it is possible, as long as you are allowed. But if there be a press, and a soldier should lay hold of it, let it go, do not resist, nor murmur; if you do, you will receive blows, and nevertheless you will also lose the mule.<br /><br />Epictetus, Discourses. Book IV<br /><br />Interestingly, the second part of this quote is a lot more practical, when not fraught with the burden of a philosophical analogy.  ]]></description>
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		<title>Make him laugh</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Will Rogers was being taken to the White House to meet President Calvin Coolidge, he was cautioned not to try to be funny because the President had no sense of humor. The undaunted Rogers bet that he could have Coolidge laughing within 20 seconds. When the formal introduction was made, &quot;Mr. President, may I introduce my friend, Mr. Will Rogers,&quot; Rogers held out his hand with a questioning look and said, &quot;Pardon me, I didn&#039;t quite get the name.&quot; Coolidge roared with laughter, and Rogers won the wager. ]]></description>
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		<title>Cossack Logic</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The empress Elizabeth of Russia during the war with Sweden commanded the old hetman of the Cossacks to come to court on his way to Finland. &quot; If the emperor, your father,&quot; said the hetman, &quot;had taken my advice, your majesty would not now have been annoyed by the Swedes.&quot; &quot;What was your advice ?&quot; asked the empress. &quot;To put all the nobility to death, and transplant the people into Russia.&quot; &quot;But that,&quot; said the empress, &quot;would have been cruel.&quot; &quot;I do not see that,&quot; he replied quietly; &quot;they are all dead now, and they would only have been dead if my advice had been taken.&quot;]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nell Gwynn, a new mistress of King Charles II, was presented with a coach which apparently used to belong to someone else. When Nelly was insulted in her coach at Oxford by the mob calling her &quot;a Catholic whore&quot;, after mistaking her for the Duchess of Portsmouth, she looked out of the window and said, with her usual good humor, &#039;Pray, good people, be civil; I am the Protestant whore.&#039; This laconic speech drew upon her the favor of the populace, and Nell was suffered to proceed without further molestation.]]></description>
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		<title>Famous quote about the British Empire with a clever addendum</title>
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		<title>Ted Williams - baseball player for the Boston Red Sox</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ted Williams had a reputation for having a disagreeable personality. Once when he was checking into a hotel under the false name of &quot;G.C. Luther&quot; the clerk asked him if he was really Ted Williams. Williams denied it and they went on to have a pleasant conversation about fishing. The clerk finally remarked, &quot;I thought you really were Ted. But I can see you&#039;re not. You&#039;ve got a much nicer disposition.&quot;<br /> <br />Ted Williams was an avid fisherman and was very knowledgable on the subject. He once told a Boston sportswriter that there was noone who knew more about fishing than he did. The writer replied, &quot;Sure there is. God, who made the fish.&quot; &quot;Yeah, all right,&quot; conceded Williams. &quot;But you had to go pretty far back.&quot;]]></description>
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		<title>Mae West-American actress (1930&#039;s)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[One friend of Mae&#039;s was overwhelmed when she saw a string of pearls around her neck.&quot;Goodness, Mae,&quot; she responded, &quot;where did you get those pearls?&quot; &quot;Nevermind,&quot; countered Mae, &quot;but you can bet goodness had nothing to do with it.&quot;<br /> <br />When asked how she was so familiar with the ways of men, Mae West responded, &quot;Baby, I went to night school&quot;.]]></description>
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