History Jokes: Ultimate solution to the problem of naming a baby


Funny anecdotes and short stories are a great source of examples in public speeches. This website contains short funny stories, clean jokes and humorous legends of kings and queens, politicians, famous literary figures and artists from many books and sources. The styles of writers from different time periods was preserved - they often enhance the stories in an amusing way. Enjoy and have fun!

Ultimate solution to the problem of naming a baby 
Tuesday, April 8, 2008, 02:44 PM - Jokes and anecdotes of famous people
Posted by Court Jester
Louis Antoine Jullien, a French composer and conductor was born in a little town of Sisteron. It was understood that the child had to be immediately baptized. Antonio Jullien, the composer's father, decided that it would be suitable to find a godfather among the members of the local Philharmonic Society.

On arriving at the place of rehearsal, Antonio disclosed his intention of having the baby immediately baptized; and demanded which of his friends, the members of the Philharmonic Society, would consent to stand godfather. The voices of all present responded!

After many contemplations and discussions it was decided that lots should be drawn to decide who would have the honor of holding the baby at the font, but all the members of the Philharmonic were to be considered godfathers, and each to confer a name.

The ceremony of the baptism took place on the Sunday after the strange decision was adopted; the child was supported by the Secretary of the Philharmonic Society, who drew the lot of distinction ; and was christened as follows :—Louis, George, Maurice, Adolphe, Roch, Albert, Abel, Antonio, Alexandre, Noe, Jean, Lucien, Daniel, Eugene, Joseph-le-brun, Joseph Bareme, Thomas, Thomas, Thomas-thomas, Pierre, Cerbon, Pierre-Maurel, Barthelemi, Artus, Alphonse, Bertrand, Dieudonne, Emanuel, Josue, Vincent, Luc, Michel, Jules-de-la-plane, Jules Bazin, Julio, Cesar, Jullien.

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Demosthenes' comeback 
Saturday, April 5, 2008, 11:46 PM - Ancient history jokes and anecdotes, Greek and Roman, Jokes and anecdotes of famous people
Posted by Court Jester
An orator of Athens said to Demosthenes, "The Athenians will kill you if they are in a rage." Demosthenes replied, "And they will kill you if they are in the right mind."
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Doctor Bell and the patient 
Saturday, April 5, 2008, 11:21 PM - British humor, history of England, Jokes and anecdotes of famous people
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Doctor Bell, a renowned Scottish surgeon who is believed to be the prototype of Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes, once held a demonstration of his deductive method of diagnosis. He gathered a group of students around the bed of a new patient and proceeded with questioning. "Aren't you a bandsman?" he asked the ill individual. He nodded. "You see, gentlemen, I am right," said Dr. Bell with some satisfaction. "It is quite elementary. This man has a paralysis of the cheek muscles, the result of too much blowing at wind instruments. We need only inquire to confirm. What instrument do you play, my man?" "The big drum, doctor", replied the patient.
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Queen Victoria Meets her Maker 
While Queen Victoria lay dying, a member of the royal household mused to Edward, Prince of Wales, "I wonder if she will be happy in heaven?"
Edward matter-of-factly replied, "I don't know. She will have to walk behind the angels--and she won't like that!"
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Children bug Princess Diana 
Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 07:42 PM - British humor, history of England, Jokes and anecdotes of famous people, Modern Age History
Posted by Queen of History Jokes
During a royal tour in 1983, Diana approached a crowd of young children in Southern Australia. She walked up to the nearest child and, while patting him on his head, asked him why he wasn't in school that day.

"I was sent home," he explained, "because I've got head lice."
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