History Jokes: Wolfgang Mozart at the opera


Funny anecdotes and short stories are a great source of examples in public speeches. This website contains short funny stories, clean jokes and humorous legends of kings and queens, politicians, famous literary figures and artists from many books and sources. The styles of writers from different time periods was preserved - they often enhance the stories in an amusing way. Enjoy and have fun!

Wolfgang Mozart at the opera 
Tuesday, February 19, 2008, 01:07 PM - Jokes and anecdotes of famous people, Modern Age History
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Mozart once created quite a sensation in a theater he
was visiting. It was at Marseilles. He had gone to
the opera incognito to hear one of his own works performed.
All went well till, in a certain passage, through
some error in the copyist, the orchestra played "D"
where Mozart had written "D sharp." This change of
one note made a decided difference in the harmony, and
turned the superior harmonic effect intended into a very
ordinary sounding affair.

No sooner was this done than Mozart sprang to his
feet, crying out: " Play D sharp, will you; play D sharp,
you wretches!" It may be imagined that such actions
produced quite a sensation. The orchestra and singers
stopped their performance and the audience began to
hiss him down and cry, "Put him out!" and he was
about to be summarily ejected from the theater, when
he announced who he was.

When it was known that it was Mozart, the tumult
subsided, and cries of " Mozart! Mozart!" rang through
the house. The very ones that were about to expel
him now conducted him to the orchestra, and he was
compelled to direct the opera, which was taken up anew.
This time the missing D sharp was played in its proper
place and produced the intended effect. At the close
of the opera a perfect ovation was tendered the composer,
and the people were not content until they had escorted
him in triumph to his hotel.


From Anecdotes of Great Musicians by Willey Francis Gates
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Spartan Soldier's Wit 
Just before the battle of Thermopylae, a Spartan
soldier came and reported, that the Persians were
so numerous, that their clouds of arrows darkened the
sun. 'So much the better,' said Leonidas,' for we
shall fight in the shade.'

From The Flowers of Wit by Henry Kett
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General Grant and a rebel's knapsack 
The day before General Grant attacked Fort Donelson, the troops had had a march of twenty miles, part of it during a bitter cold night. Grant called a council of war to consider whether they should attack the fort at once, or should give the troops a day or two of rest. The officers were in favor of resting. Grant said nothing until they had all given their opinion; then he said: "There is a deserter who came in this morning, let us see him and hear what he has to say." When he came in, Grant looked into his knapsack. "Where are you from ?" "Fort Donelson." "Six days' rations in your knapsack, have you not, my man?" "Yes, Sir." "When were they served out?" "Yesterday morning." "Were the same rations served out to all the troops ?" "Yes, Sir." "Gentlemen," said Grant, " troops do not have six days' rations served out to them in a fort if they mean to stay there. These men mean to retreat, not to fight: we will attack at once. His action was as good as his word, and the eagles of victory soon perched upon his glorious banners.

From The Pictorial Book of Anecdotes and Incidents of the War of the Rebellion
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Gonella, a jester of Borda, Duke of Ferrara 
Sunday, February 17, 2008, 10:03 PM - Jokes and anecdotes of famous people, Court Jesters, Medieval jokes and anecdotes
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"For the love of the saints, give a poor blind man alms!"

"Pray pity the poor blind; and Heaven preserve your
precious eyesight!"

"Born blind, gracious signer; bestow your charity on
one who never saw light!"

Thus prayed three blind beggars, as Gonella passed by
them to Mass. "Poor fellows!" said the jester, "there is
a florin, divide it amongst you." He gave nothing at all;
and as those who stood near smiled, he put his finger on his
lips, to enjoin silence.

"May Heaven reward you in Paradise!" said the blind
men, in chorus;—and a moment after, " Let us share the
signor's charity." But as neither had any florin, and as no
one believed that he was not being robbed by his fellow?.
they fell to savage words, and from savage words to blows,
fiercely striking at each other with their crutches till heads
were broken and bleeding; and Gonella passed in to
prayers, with the complacent comment, " Blessed are the
peace-makers !"

From The history of court fools by John Doran
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Scogan - a Jester to Edward VI (Edward Tudor) 
Among the practical jokes of this court fool I recognize
many that really belong to a much earlier period, and
which must have been current as " stories" at the time
they are narrated as having been performed by Scogan
himself. The following, however, is said to be properly
assigned to him. He had borrowed a large sum of money of
tho King. Some stories say the Queen, and Flogel even
names Quern Elizabeth as the patroness of this jester ! The
sum is sot down at £500, which is extremely doubtful. Be
this as it may, a day for payment had been named; and
when that day had arrived, Scogan was not prepared to pay
the debt. After much thought upon the matter, he fell sick
and died, and requested his friends to bury him in such a
way that the Sovereign should encounter the funeral. They
entered into the joke with great alacrity, put on the trappings
of mitigated affliction, and in due time carried Scogan
forth on a comfortably-arranged bier, when they contrived, as
directed, to encounter Edward. When Louis XV. saw the
funeral of his old favourite, Madame de Pompadour, he had
the bad taste to cut a sorry joke. When Edward met the
funeral procession of Scogan, he regretted the loss of his
merry follower; and among other kind things to which he
gave utterance, remarked, that he freely forgave Scogan and
his representatives the sum for which the jester was indebted
to him. The buffoon, who had expected this act of
release, immediately jumped up, thanked his illustrious creditor,
and prudently called all present to bear witness to
the Royal act of grace : "It is so revivifying," said Scogan,
"that it has called me to life again." If this incident be
true, we may also believe, as we are requested to do, that
great mirth followed thereupon.


From The history of court fools by John Doran
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