Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 07:44 PM - American history in jokes,anecdotes and funny facts, Religious jokes, Church history jokes, Clean Christian jokes, Famous funny quotes and sayings
Posted by Court Jester
Once a notoriously tough businessman told Mark Twain, "Before I die I mean to make a pilgrimage to the Holy Land. I will climb Mount Sinai and read the Ten Commandments aloud at the top." Disgusted, Twain replied, "I have a better idea. You could stay at home in Boston and keep them."Posted by Court Jester
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