History Jokes: A Mexican Anecdote


Funny anecdotes and short stories are a great source of examples in public speeches. This website contains short funny stories, clean jokes and humorous legends of kings and queens, politicians, famous literary figures and artists from many books and sources. The styles of writers from different time periods was preserved - they often enhance the stories in an amusing way. Enjoy and have fun!

A Mexican Anecdote 
Monday, May 5, 2008, 08:32 PM - American history in jokes,anecdotes and funny facts, Practical Jokes and Silly Pranks
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The people of the Mexican capital had been told that the Americans eat children, and all these pledges of love had been removed, Lieutenant M., of the dragoons, having heard this story, accosted a man, and asked him if he knew where he could get "a nice fat boy for supper," adding that he was "very hungry,"

The astonished Mexican answered, with a doleful shake of the bead, "No hay."

"Well," said M., "as I'm hungry, I ain't particular; let as have a little girl, then."

The poor man, still more horrified, declared- that there were none of these in the village.

M. then turned to him and inquired, "Well, show me a market where I can get a nice piece of a full-grown man,"

This was too much for the Mexican, and he took to his heels m the twinkling of a jackknife.

From ANECDOTES OF GENERAL TAYLOR
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