History Jokes, Short Funny Stories and Famous Anecdotes2008-10-06T15:49:32ZLexieCopyright 2008, LexieSPHPBLOGSir Arthur Evans: a saddened archaeologisthttp://history.inrebus.com/index.php?entry=entry080807-0303252008-08-07T00:00:00Z2008-08-07T00:00:00ZA Birthday Jokehttp://history.inrebus.com/index.php?entry=entry080609-1645152008-06-09T00:00:00Z2008-06-09T00:00:00ZWords from God A middle-aged Londoner was faced with a difficult decision when choosing between two lovely ladies, Anna and Mary, both willing to join him in matrimony. Although not a religious man, this Londoner stumbled into a church and, kneeling down in the pew, asked God for advice on whether he should have Ann or Maria for his wife. When the man got up he was most pleased to see that the Almighty had put the answer right before his eyes: ‘Ave Maria.
From Engraved Style]]>http://history.inrebus.com/index.php?entry=entry080522-2007492008-05-22T00:00:00Z2008-05-22T00:00:00ZExample for the entire armyA prominent volunteer officer who, early in the War, was on duty in Washington and often carried reports to Secretary Stanton at the War Department, told a characteristic story on President Lincoln. Said he : "I was with several other young officers, also carrying reports to the War Department, and one morning we were late. In this instance we were in a desperate hurry to deliver the papers, in order to be able to catch the train returning to camp.
"On the winding, dark staircase of the old War Department, which many will remember, it was our misfortune, while taking about three stairs at a time, to run a certain head like a catapult into the body of the President,striking him in the region of the right lower vest pocket. "
The usual surprised and relaxed grunt of a man thus assailed came promptly. "We quickly sent an apology in the direction of the dimly seen form, feeling that the ungracious shock was expensive, even to the humblest clerk in the department. "
A second glance revealed to us the President as the victim of the collision. Then followed a special tender of 'ten thousand pardons,' and the President's reply : " 'One's enough; I wish the whole army would charge like that.'"
From ABE LINCOLN'S YARNS AND STORIES A COMPLETE COLLECTION OF THE FUNNY AND WITTY ANECDOTES THAT MADE LINCOLN FAMOUS AS AMERICA'S GREATEST STORY TELLER ]]>http://history.inrebus.com/index.php?entry=entry080520-2139202008-05-20T00:00:00Z2008-05-20T00:00:00ZIt's tennis to me! See also:
An interesting approach to golf]]>http://history.inrebus.com/index.php?entry=entry080518-2338492008-05-18T00:00:00Z2008-05-18T00:00:00ZUSA vs. Canada -- a Frenchman's Jokehttp://history.inrebus.com/index.php?entry=entry080518-2326342008-05-18T00:00:00Z2008-05-18T00:00:00ZErigena and the King (the original Irish joke)table, with the courtiers ranged around. The scholar—through forgetfulness or ignorance—transgressed some of the rules of etiquette, so as to offend the fastidious taste of those who sat by, upon which, the king asked him what was the difference between a Scot* and a sot (Quid distat inter Scottum et Sottum?). " "Tabula tantum" (Just the breadth of the table)," said Erigena; and it is more than likely that the royal witling ventured on no more puns, for that day at least, at the scholar's expense. Erigena is said to have died in France some time previous to the year 877.
* A Scot then meant a native of Ireland ]]>http://history.inrebus.com/index.php?entry=entry080518-2319262008-05-18T00:00:00Z2008-05-18T00:00:00ZAn Old IndianThe French, in the year 1696, attacked the Iroquois Indians in Canada, whom they surprised and dispersed. An illustrious warrior of that nation, who was more than a hundred years old, disdaining to fly, or unable to do it, was taken prisoner, and abandoned to the savages attached to the French force, who, following their barbarous customs, made him suffer the most horrible torments. The old man never suffered a sigh to escape him, but boldly reproached his countrymen with rendering themselves slaves to the Europeans, of whom he spoke with great contempt. These invectives aggravated one of the spectators, who gave him three or four blows with his sword, to finish him. "Thou art wrong," said the prisoner, coolly, " to shorten my life ; thou wouldst have had more time to learn how to die like a man."
From The Percy Anecdotes]]>http://history.inrebus.com/index.php?entry=entry080518-2307592008-05-18T00:00:00Z2008-05-18T00:00:00Z